Despite being an object more valuable the harder it is to find, Easter Eggs are often uncannily perfectly round, plastic, and bright pink, blue, or yellow. This Competitive Easter Egg raises the stakes. It hides amongst nature with the camouflage of pine needles asymmetrically arranged in a fibonacci spiral. It is designed to not be found, the ultimately hidden egg. Printed out of biodegradable PLA, the egg will eventually degrade, permanently a part of the landscape.